Exploring Campuses Pillows

How's the college tour? Dunno. Tap Tap. You'd have 2 ask the parents. Tap tap.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

All Hail the Matriarchy

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

A man sitting in the grass reading

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

'What did you learn at university today?'

Universidad

How were the academic departments on the campuses you visited? Dad!!! Stop stressing me!! College hunting is hard enough without you prying into every detail of my life! Arrghh!! How were the drama departments?

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Skedaddle travel.

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

Here's the college for me! It's totally green. Let's see. I though you wanted warm weather. Look at the brochure. There's no snow in any of the pictures. The school is in Minnesota. Wow! Early signs of global warming. Who knew it hit college brochures first?

Lacks Structure and Meaning

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'