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As they toured Burfman College, Brad and his parents could tell it was a big party school.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Bradley Wiggins

"...it's another metal detector."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Whale Watch Tours.

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

"For big, important things, it's the Met and the Modern, of course—but the Whitney is great for stocking-stuffers."

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."