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All Hail the Matriarchy

Prof. Flocking was very influential on campus. Particularly amongst the Ornithologist."

Great Chinese Dynasties

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Santa does a keg stand.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Then what happened?"

Zora Neale Hurston

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Gone Fishing

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

TV stage door