Experiment Guru Gifts

You're supposed to turn it off before you fix the particle accelerator, Bob.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Plasma Ball

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

It's an experiment.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.