Experiment Guru Mugs

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"I am not asking for directions."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Plasma Ball

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

It's an experiment.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."