Expectation Managers Gifts

"And do you both agree to lower your expectations so this marriage will at least have a fighting chance?"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"It looked different on the internet."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"It looked better on pinterest."

'Almost done.'

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

'Well, what did you expect?'

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

"What's this? I thought you said we were going on a 'tour of alcohol'!"

"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

Everything looks so good

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."

Suspense

The Misleading Wine Fridge

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

"I got what I wanted, but it wasn't what I expected."

'No...it's not what I was expecting either.'

Couples compare their ambitions for their future children.