Expectation Managers Pillows

"And do you both agree to lower your expectations so this marriage will at least have a fighting chance?"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"It looked better on pinterest."

"It looked different on the internet."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'Almost done.'

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

'Well, what did you expect?'

"What's this? I thought you said we were going on a 'tour of alcohol'!"

"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

'No...it's not what I was expecting either.'

The Misleading Wine Fridge

"I got what I wanted, but it wasn't what I expected."

Suspense

"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."

"Your great Abuelita Zoraida is coming for a visit! Do you know what that means?"

Couples compare their ambitions for their future children.