Expectation Manager Pillows

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

"It looked different on the internet."

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

'No...it's not what I was expecting either.'

"Well, here we are. And I have to say, I'm not all that impressed so far."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"Do you mind?"

"It looked better on pinterest."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'Almost done.'

'Well, what did you expect?'

"You're closer. You get it."

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

Stadium usher of the month.

"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

Democratic convention.

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Event Planner

"I got what I wanted, but it wasn't what I expected."

"And do you both agree to lower your expectations so this marriage will at least have a fighting chance?"

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

Suspense

The Misleading Wine Fridge