Expectation Manager Pillows

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

"It looked different on the internet."

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

'No...it's not what I was expecting either.'

"Well, here we are. And I have to say, I'm not all that impressed so far."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"Do you mind?"

"It looked better on pinterest."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

'Almost done.'

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'Well, what did you expect?'

"You're closer. You get it."

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Stadium usher of the month.

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

Democratic convention.

Everything looks so good

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Event Planner

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

'Excuse me. Is this seat 27c?'