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Expectation Management Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone skilled in expectation management? Our collection offers clever mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their talent for balancing hopes and realities with humor and insight. Surprise a friend, colleague, or loved one with a thoughtful token that resonates with their ability to stay grounded and positive amidst life's uncertainties.
"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."
"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."
"I thought there would be bacon here."
'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'
Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .
"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."
Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand
Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.
"Now at this point reality intruded."
"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."
"It looked different on the internet."
"It looked better on pinterest."
Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.
"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."
"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."
Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,
'Almost done.'
The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.
"You're closer. You get it."
"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."
'Well, what did you expect?'
"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"
"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."
"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."
"It's the apocalypse!"
"There was a bee."
Everything looks so good
Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
'Relax! It's a bottomless pit!'
Suspense
'No...it's not what I was expecting either.'
"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."
"I got what I wanted, but it wasn't what I expected."
'I know some of your students are disruptive, but don't let your temper explode, Count down before blasting off,'
Expectation Management Gifts Collection
Expectation Management Mugs
Discover more expectation management-themed mugs to add wit and charm to their daily routine.
Expectation Management Pillows
Explore expectation management pillows for a humorous touch to their home decor.
Expectation Management Prints
Browse expectation-themed prints to inspire and entertain in any space.
Expectation Management T-Shirts
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