Expectation Management T-Shirts

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"It looked different on the internet."

"It looked better on pinterest."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Almost done.'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

"You're closer. You get it."

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

'Well, what did you expect?'

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."

"It's the apocalypse!"

"There was a bee."

Everything looks so good

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

'Relax! It's a bottomless pit!'

Suspense

'No...it's not what I was expecting either.'

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

"I got what I wanted, but it wasn't what I expected."

'I know some of your students are disruptive, but don't let your temper explode, Count down before blasting off,'