Expectations Manager T-Shirts

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"It looked different on the internet."

"It looked better on pinterest."

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

'Almost done.'

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

'Well, what did you expect?'

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

Everything looks so good

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Suspense

The Misleading Wine Fridge

"Well, I'm not a doctor but..."

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

"And do you both agree to lower your expectations so this marriage will at least have a fighting chance?"

'No...it's not what I was expecting either.'

"I got what I wanted, but it wasn't what I expected."

"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."

Couples compare their ambitions for their future children.

"Your great Abuelita Zoraida is coming for a visit! Do you know what that means?"