Exotic Pet Specialist Gifts

"It's for the damn parrot"

Seagiraffes

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

Hyenas as Pets

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Persian

"What have you done with the doctor?"

Vet's Waiting Room

'Exotic Garden'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."