Exotic Pet Specialist Gifts

"It's for the damn parrot"

Seagiraffes

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

Hyenas as Pets

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

"What have you done with the doctor?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Persian

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

Vet's Waiting Room

'Exotic Garden'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."