Exhaustion Empathizer Pillows

'Long shift?'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

The Golfing Accident

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

Couple

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Bring your problems to work day.

Unhappy clown.

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

"Try to put yourself in other people's shoes."

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

"I sense fear."

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

'Really, it's quite all right! You see, at this clinic, we believe that only the wounded doctor can heal!'

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'I understand your world view, but what world are you coming from?'

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

'Touching.'

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