Economic Empathizer Pillows

Christmas Burnout

'I sure wish the recovery would start, I need a new box.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

G7 Summit Concern

The Golfing Accident

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

The Greek Trampoline

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

Chinese stock market

Out.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'Long shift?'

"I don't like the look of this."

'Crisis'

U.S. Credit Rating