Economic Empathizer Gifts

Christmas Burnout

'I sure wish the recovery would start, I need a new box.'

"Wait - you're right - it is as bad as it seems."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Annual profits,

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

G7 Summit Concern

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

The Golfing Accident

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

The Greek Trampoline

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

Out.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Chinese stock market

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

U.S. Credit Rating

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

"I don't like the look of this."