Exercise Shirker Gifts

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Still Life With Nordic Track

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Keep Fit.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Health

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Apocalliptical

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Shrink

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"I'm not finished exercising. I still have a couple of laps to go."

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

"You could do with some weight training."

'I'll have a two mile run, 150 sit ups and a side of weight training.'

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

"This year I'm getting in shape."

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

"How long? I stop when I start to smell like bacon."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."