Exercise Shirker Mugs

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Keep Fit.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Health

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Apocalliptical

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Shrink

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

"I'm not finished exercising. I still have a couple of laps to go."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"You could do with some weight training."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'I'll have a two mile run, 150 sit ups and a side of weight training.'

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

"How long? I stop when I start to smell like bacon."

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.