Exercise Promoter Mugs

"That's great, but you still have to walk more."

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Things are looking up!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

How Optimism Works

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Try not to worry.

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

No negative attitude anytime.

'I'm no good at push ups.'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

Always look on the bright side.

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Fat Britain

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

"I just saw myself in the mirror naked and I look like hell. How about a nice compliment to lift my spirits."

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"