Fitness Encourager Mugs

'You need exercise, Fred -- Why don't you go for a waddle?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

The rock caricature

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."