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"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Rock Climber

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Nanny with children on leash

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Bull Treadmill

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

Stationary bicycles.

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'

"Whatever."

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Spring Training

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Football Exhaustion

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

'I think he wants to go walkies!'