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Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Rock Climber

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Epic Battles

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Extra innings.

Rocking Horse

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

I love bathtime.

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

A Boy and His Mother