Exercise Escapades Gifts

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Rock Climber

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Nanny with children on leash

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Bull Treadmill

Stationary bicycles.

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'

"Whatever."

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Spring Training

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Football Exhaustion

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

Machine, be good to me this year. Or else, I'm sticking you under the bed again.