Exercise Ball Denier Gifts

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Bowling ball head.

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Woman with exercise bike

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

Plank

What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.

A sleeping couple

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Scoot over. I could use a workout too."

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Police taking pizzas from crashed pizza delivery bike.

"Everyone knows you can't disturb a nesting bird. I guess we'll have to postpone our diet."

Exercise Wheelchair

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

'You're doing it wrong!'

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

Red and Yellow dress

Warming up

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

'And when I say clothes horse I mean the exercise bike.'

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"

Ted decided to get back into shape during the lockdown, so he broke out his 'Sweatin to the Oldies' video.

"No, Harry, shaking ketchup on your burger and chips twice a day cannot be counted as exercise."