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"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Bowling ball head.

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

Woman with exercise bike

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

"Scoot over. I could use a workout too."

Plank

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

A sleeping couple

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

Police taking pizzas from crashed pizza delivery bike.

Exercise Wheelchair

"Everyone knows you can't disturb a nesting bird. I guess we'll have to postpone our diet."

'You're doing it wrong!'

Red and Yellow dress

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

Warming up

'And when I say clothes horse I mean the exercise bike.'

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"

Ted decided to get back into shape during the lockdown, so he broke out his 'Sweatin to the Oldies' video.

'You can't blame me for letting that one in. . .It's pretty muddy in here.'

"No, Harry, shaking ketchup on your burger and chips twice a day cannot be counted as exercise."