Exercise Ball Aficionado T-Shirts

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Working hours.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Exercise Class

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."