Exercise Ball Aficionado Gifts

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

Working hours.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Running

Exercise Class

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."