Balls Gifts

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Red and Yellow dress

City Zoo: Day Care

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Football Fans

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Why do they do that?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cat box"

Seagiraffes

Life is for the birds.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Mardi Gras

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'