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"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Parade of Businessmen

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

Wrong leadership.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

Leadership never hibernates.

Obama

'Good work is it's own reward, but delegation is even better.'

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'