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"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Parade of Businessmen

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

Wrong leadership.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

'Good work is it's own reward, but delegation is even better.'

Leadership never hibernates.

Obama

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'