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"I've been soaking my aching feet ever since I made it to the top. I had to step on a lot of people to get here."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Artist and Musician

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

Private Jet

"So...do you have a job now?"

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

Thinking outside the cubicle

Imagine there's no office...

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

Time Clock.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

twist building

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

My First Boat

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

'Let's rock!'

"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

Artist paints his brush rather than the model.

Businessmen's Dreams

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Hopefully, his work will improve after he gets married.'

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

"We've decided to add forty floors."