Executive Comedy Seeker Gifts

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Dedication to excellence....

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

Zoo animals.

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

Noah's ark, many lions

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'