Executive Comedy Seeker Gifts

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Clown on bike.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Knights of the bedside table.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Dedication to excellence....

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

Zoo animals.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Noah's ark, many lions

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

CEO.