Executive Assistant Gifts

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'This memo you sent me is all in caps. Why are you yelling at me?'

Trays read: In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

A meeting room with two teams of businessmen in huddles on opposite sides of the room.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"Opportunity knocking? Can you hold?"

"Was that 'blah, blah, blah'? Or 'blah, blah, blah, blah'?"

"Sorry I'm late, I was up all night canceling celebrities."

"We're a multinational company, so you'll have to be able to say 'Mr.Harris isn't in' in ten languages."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'Don't worry, you'll grow with the job.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Do you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman that knows what's going on?'

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

"Anything goes today: I want this to be a free and open discussion of my entrenched positions."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'I want to thank all employees, except my personal assistant, who has a thankless job.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

'Don't let anyone in without an appointment, and don't give anyone an appointment.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Pamela, cancel my lunch with Cosgrove, set up a meeting with legal, bring me the Hutson file, then go out and smell some roses for me."

"Tomorrow? Be serious. How do you expect me to overthink it by tomorrow?"

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

"I'm sorry, he left for his annual holiday this morning and won't be back until late this afternoon."

'I'm just the CEO. He has the key to the supply closet.'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'