Excuse Enthusiasts Pillows

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

"Remember how I said my dog ate it and you said that was no excuse?"

"All the other kids have high-powered computers."

"My dad ate my homework."

"I blame management!"

Returns - "They don't fit."

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

My daddy ate my homework

Will eat your homework for $.

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

A boy and his spin patrol.

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'