Excuse Enthusiasts Pillows

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

"Remember how I said my dog ate it and you said that was no excuse?"

"All the other kids have high-powered computers."

"My dad ate my homework."

"I blame management!"

Returns - "They don't fit."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'My dog ate my computer.'

My daddy ate my homework

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."