"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."
Excuse Enthusiasts Gifts
Excuse enthusiasts love finding clever reasons for everything. Our collection captures this playful spirit with amusing and witty items that resonate with those who enjoy a good excuse. Whether it's for a friend who always has a reason or yourself for just liking a good story, our products make fun, memorable gifts and personal keepsakes. Dive into a world where every excuse is appreciated and celebrated!
"Remember how I said my dog ate it and you said that was no excuse?"
"All the other kids have high-powered computers."
"My dad ate my homework."
"I blame management!"
Returns - "They don't fit."
"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."
'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'
"The cat told me to eat your homework."
'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'
"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"
"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."
'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'
"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."
"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."
"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."
"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."
'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'
'My dog ate my computer.'
"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."
My daddy ate my homework
Will eat your homework for $.
Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.
"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."
My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.
Bob tries to get off on a technicality.
"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"
"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."
"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"
'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'
'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '
"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."
"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."
A boy and his spin patrol.
'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'
Excuse Enthusiasts Gifts Collection
Excuse Enthusiasts Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for excuse enthusiasts! Find humorous and clever mug designs that make every coffee break a fun moment.
Excuse Enthusiasts Pillows
Our excuse enthusiast pillows are a cozy way to add humor and personality to any room. Discover fun, witty designs that bring a smile to every visitor.
Excuse Enthusiasts Prints
Browse our amusing prints for excuse enthusiasts! Add a humorous touch to any wall with artwork that celebrates the love of creative reasons.
Excuse Enthusiasts T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for excuse lovers! These witty tees are perfect for showcasing their love for playful excuses and humor in everyday wear.