Exam Vigilante Pillows

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

"I realize Kyle was looking at your answers, but that doesn't mean you can sue him for theft of intellectual property."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

You can relax now.

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

Anti-Vaxer

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

A footballer is having an eye test.

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.