Exam Vigilante Pillows

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

"I realize Kyle was looking at your answers, but that doesn't mean you can sue him for theft of intellectual property."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

You can relax now.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Guns won't help

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Anti-Vaxer

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

A footballer is having an eye test.

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"