Exam Endurers Gifts

'First the sprouts, now the city...'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Nervous Oral Testing

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Good Luck in your Exams.

GCSEs

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Good Luck!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'