Exam Survivalists Gifts

'Why can't she just call it the final exam like other teachers?'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Good Luck in your Exams.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Arf! Arf!'

Examinations.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"You've passed with extinction!"

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."