Board Exam Survivor Gifts

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Good Luck in your Exams.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"You've passed with extinction!"

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"I'm totally prepared for this meeting. In fact I spent the entire morning working on my 'it's not my fault' face."

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'