Exam Crammer Gifts

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

"I practiced for the AP US history exam all day yesterday, so I'm as ready as Alexander Hamilton giving the Gettysburg Address at the Alamo."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'We're having a test on the pilgrims tomorrow, Sir, and I could use the help of providence.'

"I have a big test today. It counts for 50 percent of my entire grade! Or maybe it's 40 percent."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Livin' the dream

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Good Luck!

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

"Ted doesn't test well."

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Final Exams Tip

Study more to pass more tests.

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

GCSE's

'Congratulations, Kevin - Your test scores show that you qualify for our 'frequent homework' program.'

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

Exams

"You have to not only show your answer, you have to show how you got your answer."

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"