Crammer Gifts

Exams

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Online Dating

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

The Perfect Garden.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

Livin' the dream

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

Chicken singing romantic songs

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

Boy blowing at crackers.

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Red Hat Society Members.

"I have a big test today. It counts for 50 percent of my entire grade! Or maybe it's 40 percent."

'We're having a test on the pilgrims tomorrow, Sir, and I could use the help of providence.'

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'