Exact Change Enthusiast Gifts

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Man feeding his computer money.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Turmoil change.

US dollar rising and falling.

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Euro Struggling with Weights

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

'I drink to bring about change.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...