Exact Change Enthusiast Pillows

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Man feeding his computer money.

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Turmoil change.

US dollar rising and falling.

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

Euro Struggling with Weights

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

'I drink to bring about change.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

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'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...