Ex-banker Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for an ex-banker? Our collection offers clever, light-hearted products that playfully acknowledge their finance career. Whether it's for a retirement, a milestone, or just because, these items bring humor and personality. Show appreciation for their investment skills with quirky mugs, t-shirts, and more. Perfect for anyone leaving the banking world but still enjoying a laugh about their past career.

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Ex-Banker: Can you spare the price of a cup of tea? Anything else is a bonus.

Ex-Banker: Can you spare the price of a cup of tea? Anything else is a bonus. mockup

Ex-Banker: Can you spare the price of a cup of tea? Anything else is a bonus.

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"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom." mockup

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

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Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box. mockup

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

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"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison." mockup

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

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'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.' mockup

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

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"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth." mockup

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

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"I don't like the look of this."

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'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!' mockup

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

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Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'. mockup

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

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"Don't worry! He's totally changed..." mockup

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

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"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin." mockup

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

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Spanish bank needs propping up.

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"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!" mockup

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

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'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.' mockup

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

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'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.' mockup

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

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'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.' mockup

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

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'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...' mockup

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

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Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

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"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!" mockup

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

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'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!' mockup

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

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World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray. mockup

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

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Offshore tax havens.

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No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank. mockup

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

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'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.' mockup

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

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'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?' mockup

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

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"How much do I need? How much you got?" mockup

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

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I have a dream.

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Do not feed the clerks.

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Freddie Mac and Fannie May takeover mockup

Freddie Mac and Fannie May takeover

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"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!" mockup

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

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Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt). mockup

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

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'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.' mockup

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

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"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?" mockup

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

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"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..." mockup

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

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Ex-banker Gifts Collection

Ex-banker Mugs

Looking for a humorous mug for your ex-banker? Explore our collection of witty coffee cups perfect for anyone who’s left the banking world but keeps the laughs coming.

Ex-banker Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows for ex-bankers. Add comfort and a touch of wit to their living space, reminding them of their finance days in a fun way.

Ex-banker Prints

Explore witty prints for ex-bankers to decorate their space. Celebrate their career with humor and style, perfect for home or office.

Ex-banker T-Shirts

Browse our fun t-shirts designed for ex-bankers who enjoy a good laugh. Perfect casual wear that celebrates their finance career with humor.