Evil Plans Pillows

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

Snail trap

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

At The Clown Bank.

"Don't get caught."

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

Man's house has sign reading 'Sod the council'. His neighbour says: 'Frankly, I'm amazed you got planning permission.'

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

A trap for Santa

"See you in the morning."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'You and your shortcuts.'

Business Widow's Revenge

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."

Conspiracy theorist

Lawn mower breaking kit

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

Hostile airport pickup signs

Restroom.

"I thought it had a lot to say about evil villains who want to take over the world."

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

I hope to live forever. So far, my plan is working perfectly.

"I'm afraid 'MWEEHEEHEE' lacks the necessary gravitas."