Event Planner Humor Gifts

'It's the same thing every year - they never let any of them in!' (Double Glazing Sales Team Annual Dinner).

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Sign Reform

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

Wedding Fayre

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

New Year's eve plans!

Finish Line

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

No Nesting

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

In it for the long haul.

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

Boy giving mistletoe to friend

"... Till death us do part."

'Got anything smaller?'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 guests?'

'Lorna?! Jack?! So how long has THIS been going on?'

'Daddy! For the last time, this is my wedding, not a 'spin-off'!'

'There is always the chance that you won't be invited.'

'Remove this - it's libelous!'

'Marriage licenses are $10. and up. Do remember that you get what you pay for.'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

Annual Convention of Procrastinators: 'Where is everybody?'

'I'm terribly sorry to interrupt, but...'