Event Planner Humor Pillows

'It's the same thing every year - they never let any of them in!' (Double Glazing Sales Team Annual Dinner).

Wedding Fayre

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

Finish Line

New Year's eve plans!

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

No Nesting

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'

In it for the long haul.

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

'Remove this - it's libelous!'

'There is always the chance that you won't be invited.'

'Daddy! For the last time, this is my wedding, not a 'spin-off'!'

"... Till death us do part."

'Lorna?! Jack?! So how long has THIS been going on?'

Boy giving mistletoe to friend

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 guests?'

'Got anything smaller?'

'Marriage licenses are $10. and up. Do remember that you get what you pay for.'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

Annual Convention of Procrastinators: 'Where is everybody?'

'Seven days' free approval or no - I tell you it's stuck!'