Quirky Event Planners Pillows

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Create some buzz!

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

A day at the races

Networking

Canape?

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

A man washing a mascot costume

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The Streets - Night

Trade Show Sherpas

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

Pearly King and Queen

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Scottish party

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'