Quirky Event Organizer Pillows

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Face painting by numbers.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Extra Long-jump

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

The Aisle

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'