Quirky Event Organizer Prints

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Face painting by numbers.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

Extra Long-jump

The Aisle

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"