Euros Zany Pillows

The funny side of inflation

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Animal Band.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Footballer pushes a giant football up the hill.

Acme Crazy Straws

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da...

Time flies when you're having fun.

"Is that in Lbs or Euros?"

Luke Flywalker.

A zebra and a lion taking a selfie

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

Old MacDonald had an Office

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

'That's NOT crickets - it's zippers!'

'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.'

The crazier golf company: Golf ball goes 'in' and 'out' of the desk boxes.

"Going up...first floor...zebras antelopes and gnus second floor...young buffalo live shoppers and tourists..."

"I'm a pisces too."

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

Man sees running figure escaping from crosswalk sign.